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 Post subject: Primitive Rammstein.
PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:18 am 
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If Rammstein were living in the primitive era. (As if they don't already :P) Who would be group leader, who would be first sacrificed, who would be the most blood thirsty.. blah blah blah


***Note: This is in humour so can we leave the tight lap-lap fantasies at home please... thanks***

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The alpha male surveys his territory...

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LOL!

He does look like quite the wolf doesn't he

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Flake the not so willing sacrifice.


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:D Perfect!!

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:34 pm 
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This male's sole role in this tribe is for reproduction. See how his mating ritual dance and facial expression cause the female to go unconscious? This is so he can easily transport his mate to the reproduction chambers of the main shelter, where when the female awakens he must persuade her to copulate with him. If successful, the other males leave the shelter to save their hearing from the incredibly loud mating sounds this male and his mate will create. The others only return after silence has fallen for more than an hour's time.


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I am literally LOLing at this. You guys are brilliant!



Till was hungry and was trying to figure out a way to light a fire. There was Richard of course but Till always thought that Richard was a bit dumb when it came to him rubbing sticks together as he always seemed to turn the sticks into smoking objects
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So Till arranged another form of food heating

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Flake totally flipped his biscuit when he learned that Till was hungry
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and was willing to sacrifice one of his friends for a good feed

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Richard realised he needed to give up the peace pipe

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While the others happily smeared themselves in war paint

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and danced around the totem pole

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Primitive Richard bellows a warning for others to stay away from his territory.

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Primitive Richard bellows a warning for others to stay away from his territory.


I can so hear "The Circle of Life" playing in the background..

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Location: In a deeb, dark hole... and no, its not in Tills special space where the sun dont shine....
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i do think that the picture explains for its self...... paul and doom were complaining about how theyr fingers were cold, so mother RIchrad warms them in the picture ^^

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@ Narm: I love that pic!


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The higher-status males regularly encounter grovelling and a** kissing by much lower status males in their attempts to show they mean no harm and will not go near their females....


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And here is the dominant male bellowing a challenge to any others to stay away from his territory - or face his wrath!

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The bird-like human in the tribe is usually the one they sacrifice for food. His anscestors before him usually bore two sons; one for food and one to carry on the bloodline. It has been this way for hundreds of years. This young one is of the sacrificial type. Only in this rare photo you see him try to either fly away to safety, or do a special dance that anthropologists call the Flocka. The Flocka is believed to make this human less valuable as a food source due to his apparent brain dysfunction, which is highly feared in tribes because of the thought that if one eats the flesh of the mentally challenged they too will contract the disorder. During recent discovery in Germany of a man who is a direct descendant of these bird-like humans the Flocka did serve its purpose. Some say that the German man still performs this strange dance for audiences.


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The urge to mate is strong as the dominant male picks up the scent of a new female. He calls out to her...
The new female's mate holds her closely, realizing that he will soon have to fight for her....

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