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 Post subject: The R-Shop Questions.
PostPosted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 11:06 pm 
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I'd noticed a while ago that there's no Mutter album and no DVDs for sale in the 'music' section of the R-shop. I wonder why. It doesn't make sense that this $$$-grabbing enterprise wouldn't have these items now, does it?
At first I thought that maybe Mutter might not have enjoyed brisk enough sales to warrant it being available in the shop, but then you can't tell me that there's no demand for the DVDs - so that can't be it, either. How are you supposed to get a new copy of one of these if your local record store doesn't have them - beg an MSN friend from Europe to send one over? Why would R management want to miss out on the profit? Thankfully, there's nothing wrong with my copy of Mutter or my DVDs, but I was just wondering.

I'd also like to know just HOW the marketing area decides on what R items to produce and sell. I mean, R socks are kind of interesting....but did anyone ever BUY them? The same goes for some of the 'uglier' items...like the KL bedsheets - who'd buy those? :?
Also - what the hell gives with some of the 'seamier' depictions of the female body - most noticeably the full frontal nude woman on the KL 'patch', etc. If they're going for shock value and provocation, then why not some full frontal nudity of the R-Boys on t-shirts a la MGM?
Sure, as if that will ever happen.

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 Post subject: Re: The R-Shop Questions.
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BeeKay wrote:
why not some full frontal nudity of the R-Boys on t-shirts a la MGM?

:P yes please

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 Post subject: Re: The R-Shop Questions.
PostPosted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 12:48 am 
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BeeKay wrote:
why not some full frontal nudity of the R-Boys on t-shirts a la MGM?

:P yes please


I second, erm maybe it is third that motion!!! :P :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:


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Why on Earth would they try to sell a Rammstein ASHTRAY - especially at a price of almost 25 Euros? What next - Rammstein coke spoons?
I know this is a bit of an extreme comparison, but considering how many people have already quit smoking (or are trying to), I don't think this is the most appropriate item to offer for sale. Rammstein condoms would be far more socially responsible, don't you think? :rolling: :rolling:

Who dreams up this kind of stuff?

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BeeKay wrote:
Why on Earth would they try to sell a Rammstein ASHTRAY - especially at a price of almost 25 Euros? What next - Rammstein coke spoons?
I know this is a bit of an extreme comparison, but considering how many people have already quit smoking (or are trying to), I don't think this is the most appropriate item to offer for sale. Rammstein condoms would be far more socially responsible, don't you think? :rolling: :rolling:

Who dreams up this kind of stuff?


PMSL I love that idea not sure my BF would tho! LOL hes sick to death of my fascination with Till, but he does like the music, and will be buying me the Ltd Ed DVD whether he likes it or not.... JOHN ARE YOU READING THIS.... HINT HINT!! :lol:

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:D yay!! Rammstein condoms!

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Lynx234 wrote:
:D yay!! Rammstein condoms!

Hey - they just MIGHT come up with that idea!

Personally, I'm waiting for their birth control pills... :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling:
(no, not really....) :|

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BeeKay wrote:
Lynx234 wrote:
:D yay!! Rammstein condoms!

Hey - they just MIGHT come up with that idea!

Personally, I'm waiting for their birth control pills... :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling:
(no, not really....) :|


Um I would be afraid of their birth control pills seeings how they have 13 kids that we know of betweeen them!!! :shock:


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OK, to go along with R+ condoms, we need the R+ motion lotion, with warming action -- of course being R+, it would be extremely warming...


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I want R+ motion lotion, I will be their guiney pig but only if Paulchen or Tilliciousness will try it out with me... :twisted:


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I could say something about WHY there would even be a need for the lotion....
but I won't... :rolling:

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Can anyone tell me just what the heck a "breakfast slat" is?

http://www.rammsteinshop.de/catalog/pro ... cts_id=139

Or did they go and invent some new English words while I wasn't looking?
:shock:

By now, I'd thought I'd gotten used to Rammstein's "Engrish" - but this is bordering on ridiculous.

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lol they are cuckoo for sure! i mean what is the point of R+ buttons and like you said, ASHTRAY????? whyy???

personally im craving for this!!!!

http://www.rammsteinshop.de/catalog/pro ... cts_id=325

i dunno how to get it :( i cant order it

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BeeKay wrote:
Can anyone tell me just what the heck a "breakfast slat" is?

http://www.rammsteinshop.de/catalog/pro ... cts_id=139

Or did they go and invent some new English words while I wasn't looking?
:shock:

By now, I'd thought I'd gotten used to Rammstein's "Engrish" - but this is bordering on ridiculous.


Sure, Barbara Sue:

Definitions of slat:

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* Vegetable tanned sheepskin produced from a skin whose wool has been removed by the sweating process. Mazamet in France is a famous source of slats.
gift4shopping.com/product/leather-industry-glossary-s-t/

* a panel that extends from the front of the wing to make the wing bigger and produce more lift
library.thinkquest.org/3785/glossary.html

* UpThe individual pieces of material in a horizontal blind.
www.justblinds.com/designer/glossary.cfm

* An auxiliary aerofoil which runs along the front edge of an aerofoil fitted with Handley Page slots. The hinged slat moves outwards to form the slot.
www.aeroplanemonthly.com/glossary/glossary_S.htm

* a fixed or adjustable aerodynamic device mounted integrally with or immediately forward of the ram wing to create a "slot" effect along the leading edge; may be a canard.
www.lesliefield.com/odds_n_ends/unlimit ... _terms.htm

* equip or bar with slats; "Slat the windows"
* a thin strip (wood or metal)
* close the slats of (windows)
wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn

* Slats are small aerodynamic surfaces on the leading edge of an airplane wing which, when deployed, allow the wing to operate at a higher angle of attack. Lift is a product of angle of attack and speed, so by deploying slats an aircraft can fly slower or take off and land in a shorter distance. They are usually used while landing or performing manoeuvres which take the aircraft close to the stall, but are usually retracted in normal flight to minimise drag.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slat

It's all so clear now...

:rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling:

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BeeKay wrote:
I could say something about WHY there would even be a need for the lotion....
but I won't... :rolling:


Well, gee, it makes the condom more comfortable for the fella, and the warming effect does add a nice touch for the filly, too. Besides, speaking as an over 40 female, it helps...sagging hormone levels.


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