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Author:  tillsgurl [ Tue Nov 24, 2009 2:28 pm ]
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here's a place to put some of the funniest quotes you've heard from movies or television.

Carl Fredrickson-"We're going to walk to the falls as quickly and quietly with no rap music or flash dancing.

Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
Eddie-"You wet my bed?"
Crash-"That was gas talk, dude."

Author:  theMadGamer [ Wed Dec 09, 2009 7:09 pm ]
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I've got one:

One of the later episodes of Step by Step:

Frank and Carol's youngest daughter Lily came skipping into the living room:

Lilly: Daddy!! Daddy!! Guess what I learned today!
Frank: what did you learn, honey?
Lilly: I'm GAY!!!!
Frank: well, what makes you say that?
Lilly: well, I'm a girl, and mommy's a girl..I love mommy so I'm gay!!

I just thought that part was so hysterical!

Author:  tillsgurl [ Sun Dec 13, 2009 10:43 am ]
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i got one. i don't remember the show or the characters.

girl-"Henry, I got something to tell you."
Henry-"What is it?"
girl-"I kind of don't really think it's something I could tell you."
Henry-"Belive me, I think I could handle it."
girl-"Okay. Henry, I'm getting boobs!"
*Henry gasps and drops dishes*

Author:  theMadGamer [ Mon Dec 14, 2009 1:49 am ]
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^That was from Punky Brewster!! It was an 80's sitcom that was really popular!

Author:  rammsteindeustch93 [ Mon Dec 14, 2009 10:58 am ]
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That is STUPID!

Author:  theMadGamer [ Fri Dec 18, 2009 9:32 pm ]
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Here's one of my favorite quotes from Amadeus (if you haven't seen that movie, I highly recommend it!

Mozart:People walk backwards and dance backwards and sing backwards and even talk backwards.
Constanze:That's stupid!
Mozart:Why? People fart backwards.
Constanze: Oh, hahaha.

I remember when we watched it in 8th grade music class and after that part the class erupted in laughter :rolling:

Author:  rammsteindeustch93 [ Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:36 am ]
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Everybody hates Chris
Julius: Mr. Omar
Mr. Omar: Hold on
Chris, as the Narrator: This is what he means of holding on the phone
*Julius is holding the wires to Mr. Omar's neck*
I'm holding on alright! Who are you gonna call?!

Author:  jette [ Mon Jan 11, 2010 5:22 pm ]
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Supernatural quotes

(Sam and Dean are hiding behind a bush trying to get 2 ghost hunters in trouble)
Dean: who you gonna call!

Dean: I hope your apple pie is freakin' worth it

Dean: I like him. He says okie dokie.

(about the shapeshifter)
Dean: Ugh, the thought of him driving my car.
Sam: Oh, c'mon.
Dean: It's killing me!

Dean: A Hand of Glory? I think I got one of those at the end of my Thai massage last week.

Dean: (to Ruby) You wanna kill me, get in the line b*tch!

Dean: Where's our Dad, Meg?
Meg: You didn't ask very nicely.
Dean: Where's our Dad, b*tch!
Meg: Do you kiss you mother with that mouth? Oh, I forget... You don't!

Dean: (to scarecrow) Dude, your fugly

(Dean's reading out of Chuck's newest manuscript)
Dean: "Sam tossed his gigantic load of darks into the wash."
Sam: Stop it.
(Dean laughs)
Dean: "'Stop it', Sam said."
(Sam glares)
Dean: I don't know how he's doing it, but he's doing it. (chuckles softly) Guess what you do next...
(Sam scoffs and turns away)
Dean: "Sam turned away, his face pensive and brooding." I don't know how your face looks right now, but those are definitely your "pensive and brooding" shoulders.
(Sam's face scrunches)
Dean: You just thought I'm a dick...
(Sam faces Dean)
Sam: Guy's good.

Sam has told Dean what he did with Ruby while Dean was in Hell)
Dean: Sam...
Sam: Yeah?
Dean: Too much information!
Sam: Hey, I told you I was coming clean.
Dean: Yeah, but now I feel dirty.

Dean: You mean 'protection against a demon' salt or 'oops I spilt the popcorn' salt?

Dean: Dude, you had a chick in you for like a week. That's pretty naughty.

Author:  tillsgurl [ Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:02 pm ]
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Married...with Children

Peg: "And how are you going to play without us?"
Al: "We don't need anyone to play with! We'll play with ourselves!"

Ferngully: The Last Rainforests

Fairy: "Aren't you a little old to believe in human tales?"
Batty: "Human tails? Humans don't have tails. They have big, big bottoms that they wear with really bad shorts, and they walk around going "Hi, Helen!" "

Author:  rammsteindeustch93 [ Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:01 am ]
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I thought you don't like Married..With Children :|

Author:  .Nicole. [ Thu Jan 28, 2010 1:43 pm ]
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The Golden Girls

Blanche: I never had PMS.
Rose: Neither did I. But I had a BMW.

Dorothy: [on menopause] What is the big deal, Blanche? It's nothing. Look at it this way: you don't get cramps once a month. You don't go on eating binges once a month. You don't get crazy once a month.
Sophia: You just grow a beard.
Dorothy: Don't listen to her, Blanche.
Sophia: You grow a beard, Dorothy! Believe me, I woke up one morning, I looked like Arafat!

Dorothy: It is not a fly, Rose.
Rose: Spanish Fly is not a fly?
Dorothy: No.
Rose: What is it?
Dorothy: It's a beetle.
Rose: They call it a fly, but it's really a beetle?
Dorothy: Yes.
Rose: How do they know it's Spanish.
Dorothy: Because it wears a little sombrero, Rose!
Rose: Why don't they call it a beetle...Spanish Beetle?
Dorothy: Because it's called Spanish Fly.
Rose: Well what do they call....
Dorothy: I don't care, Rose! Forget it, the minks can just sit there and we'll lose all of our money. Just don't ever mention Spanish Fly to me again!
Rose: Wow, you're really sensitive about these Spanish Flies aren't you.

Author:  BeeKay [ Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:48 pm ]
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^ The writers for that show we SO good - as were the stars! :rolling:

Author:  rammsteindeustch93 [ Fri Jan 29, 2010 8:42 am ]
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R I P Golden Girls :cry: :hug:

Author:  .Nicole. [ Fri Jan 29, 2010 1:51 pm ]
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@Barb: I could not agree more! :rolling: The Golden Girls will always bring a smile on my face, no matter how bad my day is!

@RD93: The're not all dead yet. Betty White [Who played Rose] and Rue McClannahan [Who played Blanche] are still alive. Sadly however indeed Bea Arthur and Estelly Getty passed away :( :hug:

A few more The Golden Girls
Sophia: Dorothy, give me a 7-letter word which means "lonely, middle-aged woman desperate to meet men".
Dorothy: Oh, is that a clue on your crossword puzzle?
Sophia: No. I'm getting you a personalized license plate for your car.

Sophia: [to Mary] So when's the baby due?
Dorothy: Ma! You're talking to a sixteen-year-old girl!
Sophia: A knocked-up sixteen-year-old girl.
[Everyone looks at Mary, who nods slightly.]
Dorothy: Ma, how did you know that?
Sophia: She had the same look of panic on her face that you had when you were pregnant. Sort of like a deer caught
in the headlights. I only thought pregnant sixteen-year-old girls had that look until I saw Dan Quayle on TV.

Dr. Who
The Doctor: ...With Martha, like I said, it got ... complicated. And that was all my fault. I just want a mate.
Donna: You just want to mate?!
The Doctor: I just want a mate!
Donna: You're not mating with me, sunshine!
The Doctor: A mate! I want a mate!
Donna: Well, just as well, cos I'm not having any of that nonsense! You're just a long streak of nothing!

Author:  tillsgurl [ Sat Feb 13, 2010 4:18 pm ]
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Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie

(Ron White telling a story.)

Ron White: So I flew in here to Phoenix from Flagstaff because my manager doesn't own a globe. He chartered one of those small private jets. I flew here on a plane this big, it was like a pack of gum with eight people in it.We were putzing along. We were going half the speed of smell! We got passed by a kite! There was a goose behind us and the pilot was yelling "Go around!" So about halfway through the trip, we start losing oil pressure in one of the engines, and the pilot says we have to turn around. It was a nine minute flight. Couldn't make it with that equipment. He came over the intercom and said "Hey, we're losing oil pressure in one of the engines," which I couldn't understand why he did, because he could have just turned around and said, "Hey, we're losing oil pressure." *thumbs up* "heard'ja" Everyone else started freaking out, but I had been drinking since lunchtime, so I was like "Take it down! I don't care! Make sure you hit something hard, 'cause I don't want to limp away from this!" The guy next to me is losing his mind. I guess he must have had a lot to "live for". He says, "Hey man, if one of the engines goes out, how far will the other one take us?" I look at him. "All the way to the scene of the crash! Which is pretty lucky, because that's where we're headed! I bet we'll beat the paramedics by a good half hour! We're haulin' ass!"

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