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 Post subject: Re: Funny Movie/TV Quotes
PostPosted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 2:36 pm 
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Airplane!

Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?

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 Post subject: Re: Funny Movie/TV Quotes
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Five Questions with John Cena

John Cena: "People just get in their cars and drive. And they drive...badly. That's right, I'm the guy in the rear-view mirror honking the horn, flipping you off saying "GET OFF YOUR F*&%ING CELL PHONE!!"

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 Post subject: Re: Funny Movie/TV Quotes
PostPosted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 5:20 pm 
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sorry for the double post but the one was recent and i had to add it

Home Movies

*Brendon is making a mockumentary film*

Brendon: "Jason, do you know any good German dialect?"
Jason: "Um...ich...ich bin ein Berliner?"
Brendon: "Okay, that's good."
Jason: "Ask not what your country can do for you..."
Brendon: "That's not German."
Jason: "But what you can do for your country."

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 Post subject: Re: Funny Movie/TV Quotes
PostPosted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 5:40 pm 
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"You're gonna need a bigger boat!" Jaws
(not laugh out loud funny but the look on his face right before he says that is truly classic!)


@tillsgurl... I love "Airplane"! The entire thing is quotable, side-splitting stitch fest! :rolling:


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 Post subject: Re: Funny Movie/TV Quotes
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Rocky

(Adrian asking to use a phone)

Rocky: "Who'd you want to call?"
Adrain: "I want to let my brother know I'm okay."
Rocky: "Why?
Adrian: "I think he might be worried."
Rocky: "I'll call your brother if that's what you want."

*Rocky gets up and opens a window*

Rocky: "YO, PAULIE! YOUR SISTER'S WITH ME! I'LL CALL YOU BACK LATER! SEE YA!"

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 Post subject: Re: Funny Movie/TV Quotes
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 Post subject: Re: Funny Movie/TV Quotes
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The Expendables

[in the middle of a mexican standoff, a faint buzzing sound can be heard]
Barney Ross: "What's that?"
Lee Christmas: "I'm getting a text."
Barney Ross: "...Excuse me?"

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 Post subject: Re: Funny Movie/TV Quotes
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Amundsen Der Pinguin

These parts always make me laugh and I love the idea of Till (Victor) as a typical stereotype for a guy with big muscles.


Victor: How long are we going to keep this up? My toes are frozen already, Boss.
Kullmann: We’ll keep it up until we’ve found the treasure.
Victor: We can’t just lift all those tailcoats’ feet to see if there’s a rock underneath?
Kullmann: No, but it would help if you used your brain. It’s just matter of a single nest. I don’t think the penguin told his buddies where he hid the treasure.
Victor: Penguins can’t talk, boss. [Pleased with himself]
[Kullmann looks at Viktor like he’s an idiot.]

*

Victor: He’s clever, our boss.
Andre: Yes, almost as clever as you Victor.

*

[Kullmann and Victor try’s to walk out of Dr Gerstenberg's apartment building.]
Woman: Who are you looking for?
Kullmann: Just a police inquirity for Dr. Gerstenberg, but he’s not in.
Woman: Did he do something?
Victor: Just a routine matter.
Kullmann: So long.
[Walking out the door]
Woman: Would you like a cup of tea? With rock candy.
Victor: [stops] We can easily spare five minutes.
[Kullmann shoves him out the door.]

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Captain: Gentlemen, I’ve been ordered to take you into custody. Lie down on the ground and put your hands on your back. [points gun at]
Victor: He’s got a gun.
Andre: Really? [Ironic]

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 Post subject: Re: Funny Movie/TV Quotes
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Dumb and Dumber

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"Fill it up again! Fill it up again! Once it hits your lips its soo good!!"

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 Post subject: Re: Funny Movie/TV Quotes
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Simpsons

Marge: "Quick! Someone perform CPR!"
Homer: "Uh, I see a bad moon rising."
Marge: That's CCR!
Homer: "Looks like we're in for nasty weather."

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'The only real stumbling block is fear of failure. In cooking you've got to have a what-the-hell attitude.' — Julia Child

This is why I'm writing while watching Julia Child making French croissants. As odd as may seem it's very inspirational :heart:

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