Cheers, mate. I'm lazy, so I couldn't be bothered to start a new thread. XD But let's do it! I shall delete, edit and post! Hoo-ah!
So yeah, finally managed to sit through Twatlight. Needed a few breaks in between, cos I was either A) bored as hell, or B) pissed off at the massive amounts of FAIL. I promised to find positive things, so here goes:
-No purple prose! Ah, it was such a relief not to be subjected to passage after passage of "Edward is so BOOTIFUL and PURFEKT and HAWT! I want him to put a BABY in me!"
-The fighting scene. I actually thought it was done really well. It was a lot more dramatic and believable than in the book. Too bad it lasted for only five minutes.
-Edward's constipated stalker looks were so incredibly funny. XD
-I loved Eric and Mike. Oh, and Billy Black! "I'm down with the kids!" Haha.
-I have mixed feelings about the baseball scene. On one hand it was kinda fun and cool, on the other... well, the music. I hate it that my favourite band has to be connected to this crap.
-The scene where Bella is leaving Forks. Again, only a couple of minutes, but I felt so bad for her dad.
-And the end! I was like, "YES! Over aaand DONE!"
The rest of the film was just plain lame. I was really bummed that, because of the bad quality of my (coughilllegalcough) copy, I didn't get to "enjoy" the glitter scene to the fullest. I wanted to see Eddiekins spurklz.
But enough of that. I just wasted perfectly good two hours of my holiday. Yay. Don't wanna waste any more.
tl;dr: Twilight's shite. Don't watch it.